Don't let a temporary solution become a permanent mistake.

Hetty [to Callen]

How's your beach body?

Deeks

You got techno blaring, there's blood running throughout the entire house. It's like an episode of Dexter in here.

Deeks

Callen: Something tells me you know something we don't.
Deeks: Crazy, right?

I don't know what I saw last night. But it wasn't a bird that took down my jet.

to Callen}

You're chronically late to the party.

Sam [to Kensi]

Eric: Hey, hey wait. I'm gonna get my tights.
Nell: They're leggings. Oh and don't forget your ears.

In this land of fun and sun, we don't flush for number one.

Sam

Piece of cake.

Sam

Really? A machete?

Deeks

Christmas is gonna have to wait.

Hetty

Who smelt it?

Eric