Sam: G, I love you like a brother, but we basically have nothing in common.
Callen: Sure we do!

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Hetty: She just hung up on me!
Beal: Rough call, wanna talk about it?
Hetty: No I don't Mr. Beal.

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Sam: Burpies??
Granger: Burpies.

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Told ya I was screwed.

Agent Richards

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Hetty: Well, intelligence only takes us so far.
Nell: Why is that?
Hetty: We're human.

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I'm sorry I insinuated that, I meant to be very clear.

Callen

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Sam: Take care of yourself.
Kamal: Don't do anything stupid, got it.

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You know, if you mind this less of a teaching moment, you could get back to your work faster.

Beal

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Two teams, two theories. That's what I call a perfect solution in an imperfect world.

Granger

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I'm a lean mean sex machine -- or at least that's what my lady bird says.

Deeks

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Deeks: Who else knows?
Callen: Sam, Nell, Hetty of course, Eric took a little while.

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Sam: Why would you rob a bank if you already had millions of dollars?
G: It's gotta be something bigger than that.

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