Don't show up at my house again. It looks desperate.

Joelle [to Callen]

If you just give me four minutes, OK, 2 1/2. Kens?

Deeks [to Kensi]

Keep it moving, G. The lavatories are a long way back.

Sam [to Callen]

Big Ron: G? What kind of name is that?
Callen: It's a short one.

Sam: Something did happen. You found out when the stakes were at the highest, you were at your very best.
Cheryl: I like that.

Maybe the flight attendant caught him with one of those Samsung phones. OK, bad joke.

Eric [to Nell]

Every sentence [on a podcast] begins with,'You know, I read somewhere.'

Callen [to Sam]

After the day you two had, I wanted to offer you something from my private reserve.

Hetty [to Sam and Callen]

Are you familiar with the expression 'Get a life.'

Callen [to Sam]

Deeks: You need a better lawyer.
Victor: I'm my own lawyer.
Deeks: Like I said, you need a better lawyer.

Kensi: He's insane [referring to Deeks].
Callen: In more ways than one.

Sam: Why would you rob a bank if you already had millions of dollars?
G: It's gotta be something bigger than that.