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Deeks: Meaning it may not be curable?
Nell: That is correct.
I'm OK, Agent Callen. I have three kids so I'm no stranger to vomit.
Ehsan
Fatima: When did you do all this?
Nell: Between LAX and here.
Fatima: I hope you weren't driving.
Nell: Not very fast.
Deeks: Alone time? Sans Deeks?
Kensi: Sans anyone.
Kilbride: How long will [Eric] go on like this?
Sam: Days.
Callen: Weeks.
Nell: Years.
Callen: This ends now.
Kilbride: Wouldn't that be nice?
As a lawyer, I am floored by your grasp of the legal system.
Deeks [to Conklin]
Ooh, that's a big gun. You compensating for something?
Kilbride
Thirty seconds without a gun or 911 and you're complaining like Kim Kardashian without her sparkling water.
Kilbride [to Callen]
Conklin: I can't swim!
Deeks: Don't worry. The fall will probably kill you.
Kensi: Take that thing off.
Deeks: You don't have to ask me twice.
Callen: Does anything about [Kilbride] seem off to you?
Sam: Everything about this seems off to me.