I'm thinking of turning this into a regular podcast, the Kasie and Webb Show.

Kasie

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Jessica: My sister and I did a DNA test over Christmas. No surprises there. Just plain old Chinese and Dutch. So boring.
Nick: You're not boring. And neither are you. Check those results, man.
McGee: All right. I'll check.

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Nick: Wait. DNA can tell you that?
Jessica: Has Kasie taught you nothing?

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Jimmy: I'm sure he's fine, Jess.
Jessica: Of course he's fine.
Jimmy: I just mean I'm sure there's an explanation for all this.
Jessica: Of course there's an explanation.
Jimmy: Exactly. Any idea what it is?

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Kasie: I always thought finding a long-lost relative would be fun.
McGee: Even if that meant your father had a secret love child?
Kasie: Oh, that. Yeah, complicated.

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Parker: First time in history that a squirrel has ever been remotely helpful.
Jessica: That's a lot of rodent hostility. That's right. You're a bird man.

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Hey, kiddo. I was just about to call you back.

Jessica; Dad? Feng

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Feng: I did what I thought was best.
Jessica: For who?

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Jessica: Who is this guy?
Feng: Someone who really didn't want to talk.

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Feng: I'll take the lead in Interrogation.
Jessica: Yeah, right. On my six.

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Thanks to this woman, what was going to be my forever home now reeks of smoke damage. I need to find a hotel room ... or a couch [looking to Parker and McGee].

Tobias

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My father wasn't a terrorist. He was a patriot, like me.

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