New Girl
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I can't believe Jess got me roller-blades for Christmas. I feel so freeee!
Winston
Jess: Well, I guess I can't hide my crazy.
Nick: I don't you're trying that hard.
Alvin: The man with no shirt killed Santa.
Winston: Oh, you mean Schmidt? He was just dressing up like Santa.
Alvin: Then why isn't he wearing a shirt?
Winston: You know, we ask ourselves that question every single day.
Alvin: Is it because he's a d-bag? Mommy says he's a d-bag.
I hate doors!
Nick
You're dating a stripper, I'm dating a tall handsome doctor. We're kinda living the dream.
Jess
Schmidt: You consider me a sexy man, correct?
Jess: I don't know how to answer that question
Sam: Ice it, 24 hours. Keep it elevated.
Nick: He even exits cool
He doesn't steal pies from windowsills! He is a real-life homeless person!
Winston
Do you have like a box of charity phones you're sending to Africa? Can he just have one of those?
Jess
I always thought we'd be going bowling before we want to an Indian marriage convention.
Sam
Jess: I don't need any help! Nick and I are friends. You don't know cause you don't have guy friends. You just hang out with jerks like Gavin. Or, I'm sorry DJ Dia-beatit.
Cece: He has diabetes.
Jess: He does? Boohoo! I'm sorry. Is it bad? Cause I feel really bad.
Cece: He's fine, he takes medication.
I don't care if it sounds like a man covered in bells falling down a set of stairs... that are also covered in bells.
Jess
