New Girl
Tuesdays 8:30 PM on FOXFavorite New Girl Quotes
Let's concentrate on the smite later.
Schmidt
Where have you been? I am having a major life crisis, and you guys are, what, just driving around, French kissing each other like a couple of Dutch hookers?
Schmidt
Look at this puzzle. It's "ages 6 and up." You are "up," Winston. You are very "up."
Schmidt
Jess: What's next? What do we do?
Nick: I'm really fighting the urge to buy you a lobster dinner.
Jess: How many times a day does Schmidt text you?
Nick: Oh, no, just like...40.
The on-suite is on fleek.
Schmidt
I needed your underwear...to sew into my underwear.
Winston
Let's talk about it, in my perfect two-thirds replica of Don Draper's office.
Schmidt
Why are you talking to me like a James Taylor song?
Jess
Winston: An eye for an eye, Nick; a cat for a cat.
Nick: But what's the other cat?
Hello, Pica? I need a table for five. This is author Toni Morrison.
Winston
Melissa: I'm 32 by my eggs are 48 and my vagina is 97.
Sadie: And it gets better with age. It's like the vagina Helen Mirin.
