Favorite New Girl Quotes
I'm sorry for my friend objectifying you, but in her defense, you are fine as hell.Jess
I know you're not a stripper, but is there any way you can take your short pants off?Jess
I want to thank everyone for an amazing dinner. Special shout out to Winston for a shockingly good toast.Jess
What is this? The last night of drama camp?Jess
Nick: Dude, Schmidt lost his vows.
Winston: For the wedding?
Schmidt: No. Different vows.
Winston: Oh, then what's the big deal?
Schmidt: What is wrong with you people?
We're gonna play True American because I want to. I'm using my bride card!Cece
Everyone has had sex in my room!Jess
Yeah, I'm counting down the minutes till I can get in that guys pants.Jess
I'm flying to Portent to try to get Cece's mom to come to the wedding.Schmidt
I know you're a terrible liar, but I need you to lie to Cece.Schmidt
Ferguson is on the elevator. Is that OK?Regan
My whole life is you.Schmidt