New Girl
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Melanie Farts, signed five times.
Jess
You're a real sandwich lady and I wanna scream your name across the ocean.
Nick
Emotionally they may not be available, but socially they are.
Jess
I'm about to take Aly to Mount Smushmore.
Winston
I'm single and sufficient.
Jess
Why is it always Africa? They have a deep catalogue.
Principal Foster
Fairfax and La Brea.
Cece
That's for sucker MCs, and west coast punks.
Jess
You ain't ready for the California kid.
Schmidt
Men of means.
Winston and Nick