Welcome to your bachelorette party 2.0.

Jess

The very fact that socks exist is proof shoes don't work.

Cece

It's like my hearing is what a dog hears.

Jess

I'm sorry for my friend objectifying you, but in her defense, you are fine as hell.

Jess

I know you're not a stripper, but is there any way you can take your short pants off?

Jess

I want to thank everyone for an amazing dinner. Special shout out to Winston for a shockingly good toast.

Jess

What is this? The last night of drama camp?

Jess

Nick: Dude, Schmidt lost his vows.
Winston: For the wedding?
Schmidt: No. Different vows.
Winston: Oh, then what's the big deal?
Schmidt: What is wrong with you people?

We're gonna play True American because I want to. I'm using my bride card!

Cece

Everyone has had sex in my room!

Jess

Yeah, I'm counting down the minutes till I can get in that guys pants.

Jess

I'm flying to Portent to try to get Cece's mom to come to the wedding.

Schmidt

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach