I knew that French was gonna haunt me.

Nick

I had dibs on her since the first grade dude.

Winston

Me owe you? You ditched me when we were supposed to run away from school together. I built that raft for nothing.

Winston

Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.

Nick

I will sleep with one of you tonight if you can decide who.

Reagan

Nick: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?
Schmidt: I lay those out for you Nick.

Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?

Reagan

Good luck with these two because if they get really hungry then all bets are off.

Cece

I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.

Nick

I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!

Schmidt

I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.

Winston

It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.

Nick

New Girl Quotes

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick