I knew that French was gonna haunt me.

Nick

• Permalink: I knew that French was gonna haunt me.
• Added: February 23, 2016

I had dibs on her since the first grade dude.

Winston

• Permalink: I had dibs on her since the first grade dude.
• Added: February 23, 2016

Me owe you? You ditched me when we were supposed to run away from school together. I built that raft for nothing.

Winston

• Permalink: Me owe you? You ditched me when we were supposed to run away from school together. I built...
• Added: February 23, 2016

Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.

Nick

• Permalink: Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.
• Added: February 23, 2016

I will sleep with one of you tonight if you can decide who.

Reagan

• Permalink: I will sleep with one of you tonight if you can decide who.
• Added: February 23, 2016

Nick: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?
Schmidt: I lay those out for you Nick.

• Permalink: I lay those out for you Nick.
• Added: February 23, 2016

Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?

Reagan

• Permalink: Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?
• Added: February 23, 2016

Good luck with these two because if they get really hungry then all bets are off.

Cece

• Permalink: Good luck with these two because if they get really hungry then all bets are off.
• Added: February 23, 2016

I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.

Nick

• Permalink: I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.
• Added: February 16, 2016

I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!

Schmidt

• Permalink: I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!
• Added: February 16, 2016

I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.

Winston

• Permalink: I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.
• Added: February 16, 2016

It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.

Nick

• Permalink: It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.
• Added: February 16, 2016