New Girl
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I may have your entire life planned out on my computer. I made a spreadsheet and everything. I worked on it this morning.
Schmidt
You're my best friend in the whole world. We've been through a lot together so I just do feel like your sperm are partly my sperm.
Schmidt
You have no standing to veto, it's my sperm.
Nick
They're reaching into your skin wallet. Your scrotum.
Schmidt
I may or may not have done an extensive amount of research on wedding dresses.
Winston
It's good for you! It's corn!
Bob
Nick: I'm trying my hardest to look poor.
Winston: You are poor.
Why are you putting spoons in the laundry hamper?
Schmidt
We gonna make a girl cry today!
Winston
I'm a business guy first and a sex guy second.
Nick
Nick: I'm very focused.
Schmidt: You're not even looking at me right now.
Nick: I though I saw something shiny.
You have the focus of a coked up Italian on a summer day!
Schmidt