Nick, we're making sex.

Schmidt

Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.

Winston

That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.

Schmidt

The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.

Winston

You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?

Winston

Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.

Winston

I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.

Schmidt

That's more like dork magic.

Nick

I want magic, is that so bad?

Nick

Ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous.

Cece

This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.

Schmidt

If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.

Nick

New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I know this isn't gonna end well, but the middle part is gonna be awesome.

Nick