New Girl
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You don't need Jess's bowl of advice, Winston.
Cece
I'm not willing to turn our home into a public pool.
Schmidt
What? You don't think I can be supportive?
Cece
Who am I supposed to go to for lady advice now?
Winston
Schmidt: Oh good lord! I'm marrying Nick.
Jess: Duh.
On a plus side, I'm being very witty during this fight.
Nick
You what's fly? Cleaning is fly. Cleaning's cool dude.
Nick
Why does he act like the Pope when he's happy?
Jess
They're just boobs!
Nick
When I first grew boobs people started handing me stuff and I got messy, but then you gotta grow up.
Nick
OK, yes, she's a hot slob. Ever since she got boobs people stopped making her do stuff.
Jess
God! I would have bullied you as a kid.
Nick