Sorry for the guy who has to clean up this place, which is me.

Mouth

Sylvia: Good luck with your Hoot 'n Nanny Wedding.
Brooke: Good luck with being old. By the way, I like my towels.

Erin: Did you really like my music? Or did you just not want a suicide on your hands?
Haley: I really liked it.

I'm not that good a person. I've been dealing you cards from the bottom of the deck all night.

Alex

Mrs. Baker: What kind of wedding doesn't have a champagne fountain.
Brooke: Mine.
Haley: Mine either...I wish it did, though.

What a random and total coincidence, my best friend Haley is here, unexpectedly.

Brooke

Junk: A girl...at poker night.
Chase: Good going Julian!

Mrs. Baker: Do you know what that dress is missing?
Brooke: Style?

Mrs. Baker: You can't control mother nature.
Brooke: Or Mother Baker.

Nathan: Now that basketball is over, I just keep asking myself this same question, over and over...will I ever be great at anything again?
Haley: You'll find it.

Mouth: Wow, what are you?
Millie: I'm a free bitch, baby.

Random dude: I bet you'd give anything to be playing tonight.
Nathan: Actually, not really. Happy Halloween.

One Tree Hill Season 8 Quotes

This happens all the time. I sleep with a girl and then the next morning she's already planning the wedding.

Julian (to Brooke)

Haley: These aren't sad tears, they're happy tears.
Nathan: Alright, well how about from now on we do smiles for happy instead?