Orange is the New Black
Fridays 8:00 PM on NetflixFavorite Orange is the New Black Quotes
Janae: Black people can't be racist. We have no power.
Black Cindy: I'm gonna have to call bullsh*t on that. I'm sorry, look, we may not be able to act on our racism, like, put people in a ghetto, send them to sh*tty schools...-kill 'em in the back of police vans. But we sure as sh*t can be racist as everybody else, because this is America. Land of the free, home of the racist.
Lolly: Well, guess who's back on the ground?
Alex: Uh-uh.
Lolly: Come on! [snaps fingers] Shirt up, bra down, floobies out, face slack. Dead girl porn. Cosby dream shot.
Poussey keeps extra books under her bed. It's like the library VIP room under there! [pause] Kept? Keeps? [whispers] Kept.
Crazy Eyes
OK. Here's some advice. When a girl makes you come the way that I do, you pretend that you're excited to see her.
Alex
Piper: Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?
Alex: I heart you.
Piper: I am so so so sorry. I had no idea he was going to say those things.
Miss Claudette: Is that what you think of me?
Pennsatucky: Hey! What are y'all playin'?
Nicky: A game as old as time.
Pennsatucky: Cool. What's it called?
Nicky: Exclusion.
I am a lone wolf Brook, and a vicious one. Don't make me rip your throat out with my teeth.
Piper
You think this is the first time I've heard about the chicken? It's popular fiction. It's like global warming and female ejaculation.
Healy
When God gives you a swastika, he opens a window. And then you remember, there is no God.
Red
Ya got a little blood on your nip nip there. Rinse that off.
Taystee
Piper: I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.
Nicky: In the macro sense, no. You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter.
