Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Wanna have a baby, Traeger? Your hair, my everything else. That baby would be unstoppable.
Donna
Ben Wyatt was the best thing that came out of this crap town.
Leslie
Boring is my middle name.
Leslie
Well, I think you have several options. They're all terrible. But they're options.
Chris
Every memory deserves to be chronicled! Even the saggy ones.
Leslie
Well, Jerry was never the type to rise above mediocrity. Or to it.
Ben
April: Torturing Jerry was my favorite thing in the world. Next to making out with you.
Andy: Remember when we did that at the same time? It made him so uncomfortable!
Andy will never be the new Jerry. Nothing embarrasses him. He is like a giant puppy with no shame.
Donna
Uhhhh...you're on fire.
Donna
I'm gonna buy some sweat pants and a Nicholas Sparks novel. Might as well lean into it.
Tom
The hug machine is here! Smiling on all cylinders!
Jerry
That is my band. I didn't recognize them without me because I'm the only one that matters.
Andy
