Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Who wants to stay in the greatest town in the world with her best friend and be happy forever when she can abandon her soul sister and live in a city city full of jerks? I get it—no hard feelings!
Leslie
I'll tell you what's not fair. I'm going to have to watch the Oscars with Ben alone this year! Remember Angelina Jolie and the leg dress moment? He had and I quote, 'No comment!'
Leslie
Ben, it's been an honor watching you work today. It's been like watching Leonardo work. Da Vinci or Dicaprio—you're that good.
Chris
Tyynifer: You're so awesome right now. You're like a skinny Mother Theresa.
April: It's Dwyane Wade's house. I got the address off the internet. I really hope he's there when she walks in and throws a basketball at her head.
My DVR is 13 months pregnant with episodes of #Scandal.
Craig
Ben, your heart's in the right place. Your heart and your butt.
Leslie
This will be blown way out of proportion! You have my word on that!
Jamm
Nadia: Wow, you are wearing a lot of moisturizer on your neck.
Tom: Best way to prevent crow's feet.
Nadia: Is this...glitter?
I think a lot of things. I like thinking. I also like racquetball.
Chris
I’m going to murder you a thousand times!
April
The election is coming up. Jamm keeps trying to find new ways to screw me over. He tried to have me listed on the ballet as Leslie Buttface Hitler the IV.
Leslie
Hey, you’re a doctor. You know stiches get stiches!
Tom
