Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes

I’m not gonna buy that thing! It’s covered in a gallon of your boogers!

Tom

Everything is amazing. Today is perfect. And I love you.

Chris

Chard bodies. Let’s get a chard on?

Ben

The reason is, it’s vegetable porn! Porn on the cob! I’m sorry, I’m very good at vegetable puns.

Leslie

I’ve been reading up on nipples.

Chris

Hopefully that will help any sensitivity you have around your…boob hats.

Chris

That promise launched a friendship so grand it takes 103 scrapbooks to capture it.

Leslie

Ann’s leaving town. Ann’s saying painful goodbyes. Greatest day of my life!

April

Snakejuice! I thought these were destroyed by the FDA!

Tom

Carob cookies and berries are literally my favorite dessert alternative.

Chris

I got you a going away present. I’m finally deleting you from my phone.

Tom

I’m sorry, Mrs. Knope. There is such a thing called journalistic integrity. And it is something I have as a journalist with integrity.

Perd

Parks & Rec Quotes

Leslie: I know you're not gay.
Tom: No, I'm not.
Leslie: But you're effeminate.
Tom: What?
Leslie: Well, you're wearing a peach shirt with a coiled snake on it.
Tom: That's because it was featured in Details magazine, and it's awesome.

Look, Tammy and I don't work. We are oil and water. Or oil and TNT and C4 and a detonator and a butane torch.

Ron

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Parks and Recreation Full Episode: Boys' Club
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