Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes
Andy: You know when you go to the ATM and get money—is there an actual guy that stands there and gives you money?
Ron: No.
Andy: Yeah, those are robots.
Okay, but we should talk soon because I almost bought a toe ring the other day.
Ann
Leslie: Will you go to the prom with me?
Ben: Why, I thought you’d never ask…because we’re 40.
I did a show called Zoot, Zoot Wyatt in college.
Ben
I hope that high school auditorium is big enough because I’m bringing 10,000 Maniacs.
Ben
Tom: Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous tests to answer one simple question: is it a banger?
Ohh, girl, you look creepy.
Andy
Tom: How bout I break you off some of that Ja Rule?
Student: Who’s Ja Rule?
I don’t drink alcohol from that portion of the color system.
Ron
This comes from your mother’s butt.
April
Tom: You’re like a crazy volcano. You’ll have to bring it down a notch.
Craig: I’ll bring it down a dozen notches if I have to!
Andy, if you have a secret, you have to tell me. That’s the whole point of marriage! You get twice the secrets!
April