There's the old nasty Darlene!

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• Added: April 02, 2018

Roseanne: Did she just call you Darlene?
Darlene: Yeah. I got no problem with it.
Jackie: It's very modern. It allows the parent, and the child to address each other as equals.

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• Added: April 02, 2018

Please call me Aunt Jackie. It's the only title I have.

Jackie

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• Added: April 02, 2018

I wrote a poem for my dad, and he hit me with a broom. And than he said this broom will do more for you then any poem.

Dan

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• Added: April 02, 2018

Roseanne: Where's all the real men go?
Dan: They're hiding from all the real women.

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• Added: April 02, 2018

You know what? I don't have to get yelled at by some stupid old hillbilly!

Harris

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• Added: April 02, 2018

Welcome to the hillbilly day spa!

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• Added: April 02, 2018

They don't put security tags on clothes that cost less than security tags.

Darlene

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• Added: April 02, 2018

A lot of my clothes turned vintage.

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• Added: April 02, 2018

I'm sorry your henchmen are stupid, Riddler.

Darlene

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• Added: April 02, 2018

We came here because our family needed support, and you know what? No matter what you think of those crazy, old, stupid hillbillies they will get in the pick-up truck and they will pull you out of any well that you fall into.

Darlene

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• Added: April 02, 2018

Dan: And there's no books on how to raise kids.
Darlene: Yes there are. There are literally thousands.

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• Added: April 02, 2018