No more plastic hangers!

Scarlet Envy

Ginger Minj: Silky…
Silky Nutmeg Ganache: Don’t do me in, bitch.
Ginger Minj: She was in such a hurry to get here, she put her ass on backwards today.
[All the queens love]

RuPaul: Well, maybe you can help me with today’s Mini Challenge?
Miss Piggy: Moi? Help?! After I had to wait all these years for you to ask me to be on your show?
[All the queens laugh]
Miss Piggy: I’d love to!

Don’t get it twisted, this season of All Stars will be a game within a game. And a master class of survival. Rawr!

Silky Nutmeg Ganache: I just want to say that I’m so glad that we got the girls this season. That means a lot to me.
Kylie Sonique Love: We’ve always had the girls.
Silky Nutmeg Ganache: Okaaaay!

RuPaul: My queen, is there anything you’d like to say?
Shea Coulee: My name is Shea Coulee and I didn’t come to slay … I came to win!

Shea Coulee: Juju, go over there and tickle the hole.
Jujubee: No!
[A face appears at the hole]
Shea Coulee: What is that? Did you see that?!
Jujubee: White girl, go first! [Pushes Miz Cracker]
Miz Cracker: Why me?
Jujubee: Have you ever seen scary movies?!

There was no campaigning. I’m confused about that. There was no campaigning!

Mayhem Miller

Todrick Hall: Do you have any questions, Jujubee?
Jujubee: What are the feet doing?
Todrick Hall: At what part?
Jujubee: All of it.
[Todrick falls to floor laughing]
Jujubee: I’m sorry!
Todrick Hall: He said all of it!

Jujubee: Ross, I’m so glad you’re here tonight. People don’t know that you wrote a book.
Ross Mathews: Mhmmm.
Jujubee: Oh sorry, wait wait wait. Blair, so a book is a whole bunch of pages with words.
[Everyone laughs]

It’s kinda embarrassing to tell your therapist that rose petals are one of your triggers.
[Everyone laughs]

Shea Coulee

Miz Cracker: There’s this stereotype that drag queens have to be like beautiful in their makeup and glamorous and everything. But this is not necessarily true. Look a Juju! Look at her!
[Everyone laughs]
Miz Cracker: What was I saying? Oh right, humility and love.
[Everyone laughs]

RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Quotes

Michelle Visage: I’ll even forgive that one-inch heel you’ve got on your foot.
Alexis Mateo: You gotta love it, goddammit! I stoned it for you!
[They all laugh]

Float like a butterfly, sting like a Jujubee!

Jujubee