RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars
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I’ve been telling these girls from the beginning, like let’s just be nice to each other tonight. But I guess I’m like Shea Coulee’s music because no one listens to me. You know what I’m saying?
Miz Cracker
[Everyone laughs]
[Playing with Shea Coulee’s lipstick] Can you imagine? You want me to do it. You’re like secretly you want me to do it.
Miz Cracker
Shea Coulee: In your opinion, who do you think remaining here is the weakest?
[Blair turns to look at Alexis Mateo talking with Miz Cracker]
Shea Coulee: Didn’t have to say a word.
Miz Cracker: For me, based on the report card, we have two ladies that have won challenges; one with twice. And if I’m going by the report card, it would have been Alexis and Blair in the bottom.
Blair St. Clair: [In confessional] Oh, so that’s the game we’re playing? You’re just going to throw your friend under the bus?! If I was questioning my friendship with Cracker before, I’m absolutely questioning it now.
Jujubee: I know you bitches are conspiring against me.
Shea Coulee: No, that dress is conspiring against you!
[They all laugh]
India Ferrah: I can’t sit there hearing something that is weighing on me. Do you remember when you were in the bottom with me and Mariah?
Shea Coulee: Mhmmm.
India Ferrah: Alexis and Mayhem came to me asking me to put your lipstick in.
Shea Coulee: What?!
India Ferrah: Yes. They came to me and asked me to put your lipstick in.
[As Walter Mercado] I was looking in my future and I saw you coming.
Alexis Mateo
Jeffrey-Bowyer Chapman: Contest #3, starting with the line, “Roses are Red”, recite a romantic poem about why I should pick you.
Shea Coulee: [As Flava Flav] Roses are red, buses is yellow, I just realized that you are a fella!
[Everyone laughs]
Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman: Contestant #2, I’m originally from Canada, so if we went up there for a winter visit, how would you keep me warm at night?
Jujubee: [As Eartha Kitt] I would sensually walk to the thermostat and turn up the thermostat to a sensible 74 degrees.
[RuPaul laughs through it all]
[In confessional] Ugh, God, the first week I vote for her, and she’s crazy upset and she’s taking it personally. And now, honestly, I don’t know why she’s not fighting harder for herself. Like, who is this Mayhem and why have you checked?
Jujubee
I might be pretty on the outside, but on the inside, I’m pure garbage.
Shea Coulee
I’m not just sickening, I’m contagious.
Alexis Mateo
