RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars
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Jujubee: If I’m going down, you’re going down.
Miz Cracker: I have gone down. I know you’re going down too, if you play our cards right.
Ross Mathews: What?
Jujubee: I’m still wearing the butterfly ring you gave me.
Miz Cracker: Oh please, let your butterfly flap a little more for me, love. All you have to do is tell these reporters that absolutely nothing is going on between us.
Blair St. Clair: Wait … what, Mom?!
Jujubee: I love you, but I can’t
Meow-meow, bitches.
Jujubee
No matter who I pick, I’m gonna make someone mad. Mariah is like my best friend in the competition, but I made a deal with another girl. I can’t go back on my word. And then, we’ve got the bitch who’s been doing good that just had a bad week. If I vote for her, she might hate me. But I would rather have someone go home that’s a threat than a friend because I need votes.
Mayhem Miller
Alexis Mateo: A lot of girls talk about you behind your back. Oh, I could be one of them and just go behind your back and tell everybody how we gonna get rid of you, but I’m not.
Miz Cracker: I know.
Alexis Mateo: I’m not!
Miz Cracker: I hear everything you’re saying.
[In confessional] Alexis wants you to be real. She wants to be clear about things. She wants to trust you. She wants to know who you are. I think you’re playing head games, Miss Alexis, and it’s working on some of these bitches.
Jujubee
I haven’t made a friend in years because in my head, I’m like, “Don’t get used to this. There will come a day when they don’t want to talk to you anymore.” If I knew why people thought I was difficult, I would fix it.
Miz Cracker
[Miz Cracker tears up]
I am furious about you giving up so fast in the competition. I cannot let it go. So, my vote is for you to go home.
Alexis Mateo
[Alexis raises Ongina’s lipstick and votes her out]
Blair St. Clair: Remember too, if Shea wins the lipsync and not the assassin, our vote doesn’t matter.
Alexis Mateo: Gosh, I need to have sex.
[All the queens laugh]
I have so much more to give and I want to give it, and I know I have the hunger and the drive. I want to be here so bad! But you don’t have to deliberate with me because these two do not deserve to go home tonight. This is not me giving up, this is the fairest thing for me to do.
Ongina
Ugh, the first elimination of the season. Everything is different now. It’s a Rumocracy! Anything can happen now. Trump is president, chaos reigns!
Miz Cracker
Ongina: You guys, I don’t know what happened. I was like, “Okay, I’m f****** this up. I’m just gonna do a little shimmy here and a little shimmy there.”
Blair St. Clair: Well, that’s what happens when you get in your head.
Ongina: Yeah, I know! I’ve been in my f****** head all this week.
Blair St. Clair: But, like, an All Star believes in herself.
Ongina: I literally did not.
Blair St. Clair: I know!
Michelle Visage: I’ll even forgive that one-inch heel you’ve got on your foot.
Alexis Mateo: You gotta love it, goddammit! I stoned it for you!
[They all laugh]
