Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeFavorite Shameless Quotes
Ian: Coming back to the apartment?
Mickey: I like it better on the South Side.
Ian: You're not really giving the West Side a shot.
Mickey: Look, I don't fit in over there, man.
Ian: Neither do I, but, yeah, I'd like to try.
Mickey: I guess that's the difference between you and me.
Frank: I shit myself.
Liam: Ew.
Frank: You always were a beautiful child, Fiona.
Nurse: Thank you.
Oh, we're getting pizza. Fuck yeah.
Mickey
Lip: $75,000, which means $15,000 each.
Ian: You can have mine. We don't need it.
Lip: Thank you, but no thank you.
You remind me of your mother, and that's not a good thing. Good luck.
Debbie
Kev and V. You always stuck your noses in my family's business. You're leaving, so good riddance.
Frank
Fiona: I don’t have the 25k.
Max: You don’t have 25k? Who doesn’t have 25k?
Fiona: Me.
Holy shit, you popped his cherry? And how was the 30 seconds of bliss.
Veronica
I saw how you looked at Steve like a d-o-g in heat.
Veronica
I also danced with Cab Calloway, he had the first colored penis I ever kissed.
Fake Aunt Ginger
Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars? Because they lie to help people.
Steve
