Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeFavorite Shameless Quotes
He was warm, like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker.
Frank
Whatever you do, do not let her bone you. That oxytocin stuff, it's like an adhesive.
Kev
Hey we only sell American beer here to children of age! Come back when you're 16.
Kevin
You just made my boy parts get bigger.
Kevin
Maybe a vulva, I hear those are real safe.
Sheila [about a car]
Fiona: Does everything have to be an ass shake with you?
Veronica: Sometimes it's a boob shake.
Nobody trades the MVP.
Lip
Kermit can't paint your house this week, something about his Herpes acting up. Probably got it from that girlfriend of his.
Frank [to Dottie]
You can't control what goes on in the world, you can just choose to be a part of it everyday.
Sheila
I banged Filipino hookers in the Navy that look more innocent than my niece.
Bar Patron
Jody when you tried to get me to be intimate with three of your friends, it made me feel sad.
Sheila
Are you robbing me with my own fucking gun?
Mickey [to Kev]
