Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeFavorite Shameless Quotes
I am not a religious man, but every now and then, a child comes along who makes me believe in the existence of Satan.
Principal
Your coochie smells like brimstone and Sulfur!
Sheila
I'm a 60-year-old lady with the vag of a newborn.
Fiona
When you feel a full chub poking you in the back, the meaning's pretty clear!
Lip
I wouldn't exactly call it an orgy, but there were a lot of naked body parts flying around.
Karen
Whores don't get cars!!
Eddie
I banged Filipino hookers in the Navy that look more innocent than my niece.
Bar Patron
Frank: Gonna wash his mouth out with soap!
Carl: You can wash mine out, I wanna fart bubbles!
Let's be honest, she's my last chance at happiness and that's more important than video games and masturbation, right?
Neighbor
He was on the bottom bucking like a horse who knows it's going to the glue factory.
Frank
Maybe a vulva, I hear those are real safe.
Sheila [about a car]
You just made my boy parts get bigger.
Kevin
