Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeFavorite Shameless Quotes
Hey we only sell American beer here to children of age! Come back when you're 16.
Kevin
Tourettes coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem, he's a shrink's wet dream.
Veronica
Frank: That's the Gallagher sperm: ambitious, relentless, everything we're not once we're born.
I banged Filipino hookers in the Navy that look more innocent than my niece.
Bar Patron
Maybe a vulva, I hear those are real safe.
Sheila [about a car]
Fiona: Does everything have to be an ass shake with you?
Veronica: Sometimes it's a boob shake.
He was on the bottom bucking like a horse who knows it's going to the glue factory.
Frank
Oh don't mind me, I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one.
Sheila
Nobody trades the MVP.
Lip
You can't control what goes on in the world, you can just choose to be a part of it everyday.
Sheila
Where can I get knives and blunts?
Debbie
You just made my boy parts get bigger.
Kevin
