Shameless
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Fiona: What can you give me for $500 or less?
Funeral Director: A cardboard refrigerator box and a gallon of gasoline in our parking lot out back.
Fiona: I'll take that one.
Funeral Director: No love lost, huh?
Fiona: It was an eventful childhood.
Debbie: What the hell is going on, Frank?
Frank: Your mother told me she had something valuable for you kids, but that it might be dangerous to retrieve it.
Carl: How dangerous?
Debbie: On a scale of one to ten?
Frank: Said the DEA could be involved.
Veronica: So, no more Tinder?
Fiona: No, V. I'm done with it. No more pointless sex bent over a dirty sink in a club bathroom, scraping my ass on a rusty ally dumpster with my underwear scraped around my ankles.
Frank: It came out great, Carl.
Ian: Where the hell have you been?
Frank: Smoked up all my meth, got over your mother and now I'm a new man.
Ian: Sold my meth yet?
Carl: I can't move it all at once.
Liam: Where's my meth?
Fiona: You don't get any.
Nessa: Are you the new slum lord?
Fiona: Uh, New owner.
What brings you down here with the great unwashed?
Fiona
What you are looking at Mr. Adeebis... a butterfly emerging from a chrysalis.
Frank
Lip: I gotta figure out a way to get Sierra to see what a phony Charlie is.
Frank: Dangle a carrot. Once an addict, always an addict.
I have a dog. Woof woof.
Tenant
Hey, you trying to ditch me?!
Fiona
Ian: You don't understand. We don't know anything about your meth.
Man: Bullshit. Monica was fucking indestructible. There's no way she just lost seven pounds of meth, so either she smoked it, or she sold it, or her fucked up family stole it. And in anyone of those scenarios, I am still owed seventy fucking grand.
