Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimePopular Shameless Quotes
Debbie: Hey, I'm sorry.
Woman: Fuck you!
Nessa: She okay?
Fiona: Mrs. Cardinal's dead.
We must set a safe word... french fry.
Kev
Nessa: Gotta admit, it's catchy.
Fiona: Thundercunt Slum Lord. I'm starting to detect a pattern there.
Fiona: Hey, that's vandalism. Now you're trespassing on a vacant lot.
Ian: No, it's not a sweet old lady named Connie Rupp owns it and has granted me temporary occupancy for $11.
Ian: I'm allowed to express myself on my property as well as my guests.
Fiona: Well, the sidewalk belongs to the city. It's not your property.
This poor child couldn't help himself once the devil got inside of him. Sum 1013 says, "I will not look with approval on anything that is vile." I hate what faithless people do, I will have no part of it.
Priest
Until America can distinguish between good brown people and bad brown people, it's my goal to get you into America.
Frank
You're gonna get your ass kicked by a homo.
Ian
You fucked up, dude. She's pissed.
Xan
Everybody's fucking somebody but me?
Fiona
Ian: It's kind of nice being a thing again.
Trevor: The jury's still out.
