Shameless
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My money or my meth. You got 24 hours, you understand? After that, you start worrying about little Debbie, little Liam, and pretty little Fiona.
Man
Lip: We gotta pay this Eric guy, for real.
Frank: Absolutely not. This meth head doesn't know where we live.
Realtor: I'm realtor. Hired by owner to sell bar.
Kevin: She can't do that, can she?
Debbie: Neil kicked me out so he could live with that conniving physical therapy slut, Lakeyshia, so I'm moving back in. And I don't want to hear your mouth or anyone else's about it because I am not asking for permission. I'm a Gallagher, and I can live here anytime I please until I'm back on my feet. And I don't want to talk about how much it's going to cost because I'm going to pay my fair share.
Fiona: I was just going to say hi.
Fiona: Grab your blowtorch, my grown ass druggie tenant got his head stuck in a fence.
Debbie: Okay, you paying?
Fiona: Yeah, same shit money as usual.
Debbie: As soon as I pass my welding qualification final, my fee goes up to not shit money.
Sean: Hey, I was hoping, uh, I might be able to catch you for a sec.
Fiona: Let's go, Debs.
Debbie: Liam, how many times have I told you not to answer the door for douchebags?
Fiona: Maybe he wants me to know he got clean?
Debbie: You don't need him, Fiona. You're a strong, independent woman. Just like me.
You're really nice when you need something. I want you to grovel.
Principal: Mr. Gallagher, a word. Liam failed his exam today. He only got two out of ten questions correct.
Liam: I didn't understand the questions.
Frank: What kind of questions are we talking?
Principal: Basic word association.
Sit on my face, and call me Bernard. Who's Bernard?
Kev
Kev: I can be all gender-liquid like you.
V: You mean gender-fluid?
Debbie: Hey, would you be so kind as to get me the morning after pill?
Woman: Of course.
