Time to go Gallagher.

Fiona

Well, I spoke to the Latham's attorney. Guy is a real piece of work. I think your roofer found his name on the back of a bus bench.

Lawyer

The silverware has been going missing.
Frank. You best hope you don't get blamed, gossiper.

Maid

Man: Hey, Frank, this is for screwing my whore wife.
[Man kicks Frank.]
Wife: Call me!

Lip: See you later, pukie.
Tana: See you later, jabber.

Mom: My daughter is only nine years old!
Mom 2: And she's a huge slut!

The tide is changing too damn fast. Let's make Chicago white again.

Frank

I am a welder with a vagina, and I am here to stand up to patriarchy.

Debbie

Gallaghers don't sponsor. We get sponsored.

Lip

I'm sorry, but we already have a black kid.

Receptionist

Kev: They made a list of rapiest bars and The Alibi’s number one?
V: They even pay black prostitutes with big boobs. I’m gonna kill that bitch.

Man: You’re sure this isn’t about the money?
Frank: Of course it’s about the money.

Shameless Quotes

Everytime she pees on the stick it's bad news and then I get depressed thinking about my husband banging my mom cause we selfishly wanna have a baby with some of our DNA.

V

Gus: See you at two.
Fiona: Wouldn't miss it.