Shameless
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A grain of sand is all it takes?
Lip
Carl: Ew what do you want with those nasty old over the shoulder boulder holders?
Carl's friend: I practice opening em, never know what kinda clasps you'll encounter in the dark.
Nobody trades the MVP.
Lip
Where I come from it's an honor to share your man.
Ethel
You can't control what goes on in the world, you can just choose to be a part of it everyday.
Sheila
Don't you wish the sex was worth the punishment.
Veronica [to Fiona]
Have fun in the Viagra triangle!
Veronica
The minute you kids start following Frank's example is the minute I put a gun in my mouth.
Fiona
I'm afraid it's not just about being easy and convenient Deb. It's chemical, pheromones, personal scent...you can't fake it.
Lip
If she charges by the load then so can we.
Fiona
Sheils, even Osama had to come out of his cave every once in awhile.
Frank
Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.
Frank
