I'm gonna have a heart attack waiting for my heart transplant.

Dottie

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I'll keep that in mind when I'm feeding my family dogfood this winter.

Fiona

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It doesn't make you a kept woman, it makes you a smart one.

Jasmine

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Frank: Where's the money?
Fiona: Ask Kung Fu Panda.

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Dead people poop themselves.

Debbie

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Fiona: Does everything have to be an ass shake with you?
Veronica: Sometimes it's a boob shake.

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Those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen.

Kevin

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Stay away from Butterface if you know what's good for you!

Frank [to Kermit]

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Kermit can't paint your house this week, something about his Herpes acting up. Probably got it from that girlfriend of his.

Frank [to Dottie]

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Dottie: You don't love me.
Frank: You're kinda growing on me.

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I'm gonna beat your ass like a pinata until candy falls out!

Lucy Jo [to Fiona]

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Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.

Frank

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