Shameless
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Look at me, I can't go to jail. I might as well wear heels.
Steve
I got tasered for like a second and I crapped myself. There's no way you got tasered twice, fought off three cops and ran away.
Frank
The man's in love with his own fabulous self, probably masturbates while he licks his reflection in the mirror.
Veronica
Fraternal loyalty doesn't extend to stupidity bud.
Ian [to Lip]
I'm sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste just in case.
Ian [about Lip]
Isn't it wonderful? Mr. Kevin is going to help all of the old people who are going blind.
Ethel [about the pot]
Hey we only sell American beer here to children of age! Come back when you're 16.
Kevin
Gallaghers pay their debts, now where the hell is our brother?
Fiona
Sheila: Do you know what this is?
Frank: An eggplant?
Sheila: Liberation!
I can't share a room with someone in constant state of arousal! I'm going to be a woman soon.
Debbie
Dottie: Eat sh*t Frank.
Frank: Well I would, but I recently went vegan.
Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.
Frank
