Debbie: What the hell is going on, Frank?
Frank: Your mother told me she had something valuable for you kids, but that it might be dangerous to retrieve it.
Carl: How dangerous?
Debbie: On a scale of one to ten?
Frank: Said the DEA could be involved.

Fiona: What can you give me for $500 or less?
Funeral Director: A cardboard refrigerator box and a gallon of gasoline in our parking lot out back.
Fiona: I'll take that one.
Funeral Director: No love lost, huh?
Fiona: It was an eventful childhood.

This is not a dictatorship. This is America. Give me liberty, or give me meth.

Frank

Funeral Director: Have you had a chance to consider what sort of arrangements you'd like to make for your loved one?
Fiona: Yeah, how do we get her into the ground as soon as possible?

Fiona: Get out of my kitchen!
Lip: My sentiments exactly.

Frank: All I had to do was pull out and you would have never been born.
Fiona: You were too high to pull out.

Ian: No, you gotta... it's the other-
Mickey: Do I tell you about EMT shit? Leave the god damn stealing to the experts.

This place is a shit hole.

Etta

If you want to piss away every single chance that comes your way, that's your problem, but don't drag me into it.

Fiona

Liam: I'm doing CPT.
Fiona: CPT?
Liam: Coloured people time.

Waitress: Your boy is in bad shape.
Sierra: He's not my boy.

As long as it's under a dollar, they don't care what we charge them.

Debbie

Shameless Quotes

Sean: You took your monitor off yourself.
Fiona: So?
Sean: So, you should have waited for the P.O. and you know it.
Fiona: That's a technicality. You're gonna judge me for that?
Sean: No, I'm not gonna judge you for that. I find it charming as fuck that you took a screwdriver to your monitor. And I find it sexy as hell that you had a bloody lip before lunch today.
Fiona: Are you making fun of me?
Sean: No. It's just you're a chaos junkie, Fiona. And I'm a junkie, junkie. So I love chaos. And when I get into chaos, bad shit follows.

We must set a safe word... french fry.

Kev