Lip: You're strong.
Fiona: Are you sure?

Everyone remain calm. People do crazy shit when the electricity goes out.

Waitress

Don't be mad. It's nobody's fault.

Xan

Debbie: What's that?
Lip: It's Fiona's shit.

Carl: Oh.
Tammi: What do you mean oh? Shut up.

Frank: If you need a little walking around money, you should hang with me today.
Fiona: Why would I do that?
Frank: Where there's panic, there's money to be made.

Frank: I am the hobo loco mofo.
Mickey: Okay.

That bitch stole my oxy.

Woman

Vasectomies. I googled it! It's an incision into my ball bag.

Kev

There's nothing going on between me and your girlfriend.

Debbie

They're looking for someone with no purpose in life. I've finally found my calling.

Frank

Welcome to the South Side, bitch.

Fiona

Shameless Quotes

Everytime she pees on the stick it's bad news and then I get depressed thinking about my husband banging my mom cause we selfishly wanna have a baby with some of our DNA.

V

Gus: See you at two.
Fiona: Wouldn't miss it.