Sean: Does Frank still have that hippy over there?
Fiona: Yeah, doing who knows what.

No mass murders kids!

Kevin

You could do things with your tongue that would make a rattlesnake blush.

Queenie

Hey Drew, I want that delivery here in an hour. If not, somebody's going to get docked.

Carl

What's a King without a Queenie by his side?

Frank

I watch chocolate vanilla babies for small fee.

Svetlana

She wasn't taking advantage of me. We're in love!

Lip

Carl: Can't stay messed up about that bike forever.
Nick: It's not going to be forever.

Gus: I want to know why you think I owe you anything.
Fiona: You don't.
Gus: So this is a favour?

I just need you to sign some papers so that I can buy my house back. Gus… hello?

Fiona

Chuckie, if you want to stay alive, go to school.

Ian

Forget that barbecued Greek.

Veronica

Shameless Quotes

Ian: Hey Fiona? I'm gay.
Fiona: I know.

We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?

Robbie