Debbie: Where's your house?
Queenie: My tent's right up there.
Debbie: Your tent?

• Permalink: Your tent?
• Added: March 13, 2016

Customer: Where's my change?
Svetlana: In tip jar.
Customer: I didn't ask to tip $5.
Svetlana: Exactly.

• Permalink: In Tip Jar
• Added: March 13, 2016

Caleb: I'm HIV positive.
Ian: I have bipolar.

• Permalink: I have bipolar.
• Added: March 07, 2016

Sean: Does Frank still have that hippy over there?
Fiona: Yeah, doing who knows what.

• Permalink: Yeah, doing who knows what.
• Added: February 21, 2016

You could do things with your tongue that would make a rattlesnake blush.

Queenie

• Permalink: You could do things with your tongue that would make a rattlesnake blush.
• Added: February 21, 2016

Hey Drew, I want that delivery here in an hour. If not, somebody's going to get docked.

Carl

• Permalink: Hey Drew, I want that delivery here in an hour. If not, somebody's going to get docked.
• Added: February 21, 2016

What's a King without a Queenie by his side?

Frank

• Permalink: What's a King without a Queenie by his side?
• Added: February 21, 2016

I just got us the house back. I'm not getting booted out.

Fiona

• Permalink: I just got us the house back. I'm not getting booted out.
• Added: February 21, 2016

No mass murders kids!

Kevin

• Permalink: No mass murders kids!
• Added: February 21, 2016

I watch chocolate vanilla babies for small fee.

Svetlana

• Permalink: I watch chocolate vanilla babies for small fee.
• Added: February 21, 2016

She wasn't taking advantage of me. We're in love!

Lip

• Permalink: She wasn't taking advantage of me. We're in love!
• Added: February 16, 2016

Carl: Can't stay messed up about that bike forever.
Nick: It's not going to be forever.

• Permalink: It's not going to be forever.
• Added: February 16, 2016