Receptionist: You'll need someone to pick you up, you'll be heavily medicated. Do you have a husband or boyfriend?
Frank: She has both.

• Permalink: She has both.
• Added: January 25, 2016

You go anywhere near Sean, I will set you on fucking fire.

Fiona

• Permalink: You go anywhere near Sean, I will set you on fucking fire.
• Added: January 25, 2016

I can tell when someone's being cagey, or being a shit because I spent most of my life being both.

Sean

• Permalink: I can tell when someone's being cagey, or being a shit because I spent most of my life being...
• Added: January 25, 2016

It's your hormones. You leak from your face until the babies come and then you leak from your titties.

Veronica

• Permalink: It's your hormones. You lick your face until the babies come and then you lick your titties.
• Added: January 25, 2016

Debbie: Carl, Fiona's pregnant and I need the whole family to talk her into keeping it. You in?
Carl: Yo white girl, I don't know you.

• Permalink: Yo white girl, I don't know you.
• Added: January 25, 2016

This is your time, Debs.

Frank

• Permalink: This is your time, Debs.
• Added: January 25, 2016

You ghosted him. Now, you're ghosting your baby.

Debbie

• Permalink: You ghosted him. Now, you're ghosting your baby.
• Added: January 25, 2016

Oh, so you get to leave late 'cause you're fucking the boss?

Ian

• Permalink: Oh, so you get to leave late 'cause you're fucking the boss?
• Added: January 25, 2016

Fiona: Does he talk?
Carl: I got him covered.

• Permalink: I got him covered.
• Added: January 17, 2016

They pay for dollars for espresso. They can suck my balls if they want.

Svetlana

• Permalink: They pay for dollars for espresso. They can suck my balls if they want.
• Added: January 17, 2016

It totally looks like you just fucked a tadpole.

Carl

• Permalink: It totally looks like you just fucked a tadpole.
• Added: January 17, 2016

Carl: Knives are in the drawer if you want to do a home abortion.
Fiona: Carl!

• Permalink: Carl!
• Added: January 17, 2016