Gus: I want to know why you think I owe you anything.
Fiona: You don't.
Gus: So this is a favour?

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• Added: February 16, 2016

I just need you to sign some papers so that I can buy my house back. Gus… hello?

Fiona

• Permalink: I just need you to sign some papers so that I can buy my house back. Gus… hello?
• Added: February 16, 2016

Nobody wants to fuck Mary Poppins.

Frank

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• Added: February 07, 2016

Chuckie, if you want to stay alive, go to school.

Ian

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• Added: February 07, 2016

This is bible study Kevin. We're here to praise Jesus, not ask him for favours.

Carol

• Permalink: This is bible study Kevin. We're here to praise Jesus, not ask him for favours.
• Added: February 07, 2016

Forget that barbecued Greek.

Veronica

• Permalink: Forget that barbecued Greek.
• Added: February 07, 2016

Little Girl: You smell like a toilet.
Frank: Beat it!

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• Added: February 07, 2016

Fuck that house, and fuck your God damn dead beat family.

Patrick

• Permalink: Fuck that house, and fuck your God damn dead beat family.
• Added: January 31, 2016

Fiona: Thank you.
Sean: I'm a naturally helpful person.
Fiona: That must be tiring.

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• Added: January 31, 2016

Patrick: Where the hell is everyone?
Svetlana: Regulars stop coming because they think this is hipster bar.

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• Added: January 31, 2016

Debbie: That's my baby.
Frank: Hello, little Gallagher

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• Added: January 31, 2016

Even with welfare there's no way you'll pull down the dough you'll need.

Frank

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• Added: January 31, 2016