South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 3 Quotes
It's got a dragon painted right on the blade...
TV Shopping Host
Kyle: This is sweet being rugged outdoorsmen. Facing the wilderness, not having to be home until 8:30.
God, I'm glad you guys know all these pooping-outside rules.
Cartman
Ah Ned don't burp talk. That just sicks me out.
Jimbo
Mayor McDaniels: First question: What color is blue?
Well it looks like Cartman has finally found something as annoying as he is.
Stan
Mephisto: I have managed to artificially inseminate Hope with Jakov's semen.
Jakov: I have seamen? Where's their boat?
Department of Interior Guy #2: (about Joon-Joon) This one Jakovasaur could mother an entire population of the animals.
Lady: Well, in that case, I think we should name it... Hope.
Random Guy #1: Hope.
Random Guy #2: Yes, Hope.
Joon-Joon: Meesa name "Joon-Joon".
Stan: I think its name is "Joon-Joon".
Jimbo: (about Jakovasaur) Well, let's kill it.
Cartman: No, don't.
Jimbo: Huh?
Cartman: I like it.
Kyle: You don't like anything Cartman.
Cartman: (about Jackov) He's the last of his kind you guys, there's only two of them left.
Kyle: Did you smoke some of your mom's crack?
Cartman: Will you stop with the 'mom smoking crack' thing, it's an old joke.
Jackov: Eric, do you have any more cookies?
Stan: Who's that, one of your mom's boyfriends?
Cartman: (laughs) Isn't he funny guys?
Stan: No, he's annoying.
Mr. Garrison: Yeah, I tell you, boys... Women can kill, poontang's expensive; that's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw them and leave em. I say "Get out my bedroom, poontang, before you suck my life dry!".
Stan: Thanks, Mr. Garrison.
Mr. Garrison: Sure, kids.
(The boys leave the classroom.)
Mr. Garrison: (as Mr. Hat) Your not fooling anyone. (normal voice) Shut your hole, Mr. Hat!
