Genevieve: You've never even been to our house.
Dean: Well, now that I know there's an alpaca outback, I'm definitely coming back.
Genevieve: Well, alpacas are the greenest animal.

You married fake Ruby?

Dean

Sam: What am I? Dracula?
Dean: George Hamilton Dracula.

Wow. I must be the star of this thing.

Sam

Dude, we're not even in America.

Dean

Look at these male model sons of bitches. Nice "Blue Steel," Sam.

Dean

You guys really punked me. I'm totally gonna tweet this one. "Hola mishamigos. J2 got me good. Really starting to feel like one of the guys."

Misha Collins

Misha? Jensen? What's up with the names around here?

Dean

Sam: We landed in some dimension where you're called Jensen Ackles and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki.
Dean: So, what? Now you're Polish?

Dude, they put freakin make up on us. Those bastards.

Dean

I'm not wearing any makeup. Oh crap. I'm a painted whore.

Dean

Producer: Well, we can clean up, reset the window. Takes about 95 minutes, basically, so we have to blow off the scene where they sit on the Impala and talk about their feelings.
Bob Singer: Ha! Right. You answer the hate mail.

Supernatural Quotes

Why do they call this place The Empty? It's full. It's full of sorrow and despair playing over and over again of angels and demons dreaming about their regrets. Forever.

Ruby

Weird, creepy, off-the-grid "Children of the Corn" people? Yeah, I’m in.

Dean