The Big Bang Theory Quotes
I'm a walking, brown Yelp.com.Raj
Penny, I told you if you don't put him in his crate at night, he just runs around the apartment.Leonard
Sheldon: I asked myself what is the most mind-numbing, pedestrian job conceivable and three answers came to mind: a toll booth employees, an Apple store genius, and what penny does. Because I don't like touch other peoples' coins and I refuse to contribute to the devaluation of the word genius, here I am.
I haven't seen him this stuck since he tried to figure out the third Matrix movie.Leonard
Wolowitz [about Sheldon]: How long's he been stuck?
Leonard: Intellectually about 30 hours, emotionally about 29 years.
Wolowitz: Have you tried rebooting him?
Leonard: No, I think it's a firmware problem.
Bozeman does have a comedy club called the Loony Bin. Please don't forward my mail there.Sheldon
Oh, no, he's gonna telecommute. Everybody's really excited about it.Leonard [about Sheldon]
Wonderful security system if we're attacked by a school of tuna.Sheldon
I do not have to urinate. I am a master of my own bladder. Drat.Sheldon
The four of you are three of my closest friends, and one treasured acquaintance.Sheldon
My new computer came with Windows 7. Windows 7 is much more user-friendly than Windows Vista. I don't like that.Sheldon
I'm not crazy; my mother had me tested.Sheldon