The Big Bang Theory
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Mother, she's an atheist, not a vampire.
Sheldon
Penny: And when I dropped her off at the hotel, she even gave me a hug.
Leonard: Did she think you were choking, or...?
I'm still human, Penny. Not getting invited to my own son's wedding is difficult to ignore.
Beverly
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but sticks on chairs are comfy.
Raj
You know the golden rule of line etiquette. No cuts, no butts, no coconuts.
Sheldon
Atom of Hydrogen, Adam of Maroon 5. Mic drop.
Leonard
That offer is only good until the third trimester. I can't risk getting amniotic fluid on my spot.
Sheldon
Sheldon. Oh come on. Roller coasters, caffeine, runny eggs. I've been avoiding these things all my life, and now because you're pregnant, you have to.
Wine again? No, thank you. I like my grapes the old fashioned way. In a juice box.
Sheldon
Raj: I do enjoy the complexity of an aged pinot noir.
Leonard: I'm sure that would pair nicely with your fine nuggets of chicken.
If Sheldon's testosterone dipped, he'd become a butterfly.
Leonard
If it's a boy, I'm gonna have to teach him to play catch. Which means I'm going to have to Google how to play catch.
Howard
