I wanted a nice, old-fashioned threesome and you had to go make it weird.

Jackie

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• Added: March 17, 2020

Tonight’s the night with Ron and Janelle. I shaved my entire body. I don’t know who’s going where so I cleared the decks.

Jackie

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• Added: March 17, 2020

What the hell happened to your face?

Darlene

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• Added: March 17, 2020

Harris: You can’t tell the customers to go home.
Darlene: Not even the stupid ones?

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• Added: March 17, 2020

You think this is bad for you, try taking orders from the person who took off her diaper and made me chase her through the airport.

Darlene

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• Added: March 17, 2020

Other than writing I’m basically unemployable.

Darlene

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So I just got off the phone with the bank and apparently, I’ve gone passed what they call overdraft into something called backdraft which means I'm on fire. I need money fast or else I’m going to lose my car.

Darlene

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• Added: March 17, 2020