Favorite The Office Quotes
Employee of the month. Every awesome place I've worked at had one ... Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, AIG... my summer at Enron.
Andy
Have you tried making everything smaller?
Creed
Michael: I have dibs. Do you respect dibs?
Dwight: (scoffs) I'm not a barbarian.
Comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself. That's what she said (laughs).
David Brent
Congratulations on your one cousin. I have 70, each one better than the last.
Dwight
I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder-Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary. There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?
Pam
Rolph is my best friend. We met in a shoe store. I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed and not leave any tracks.
Dwight
I'd like to make a toast. To the troops...all the troops...both sides.
Ryan
Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? Nothing special. Baseball cap on backwards. Baggy pants. He says something ordinary, like 'Yo, that's shizzle.' Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. Who were you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well, shame on you.
Michael
I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs.
Dwight
You know the difference between a crying baby and a manager? One day the baby will grow up.
Robert
Dwight: Who is Justice Beaver?
Jim: It's... a crime-fighting beaver.
