The Orville
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Isaac: Very good, Ty, you have been practicing.
Ty: Yeah, Mom makes me practice a half-hour every day. How long did it take you to learn piano?
Isaac: Approximately one-millionth of a nanosecond.
I love it here. Like, I know for a lot of people, work is work. But for me, coming in here every day is like, 'That's not work.' I'm always like, 'Really? This is my job? How did I win at life?' But I did. I've won.
Malloy
Bortus: Sir, you are aware that Moclans urinate only once per year.
Mercer: I am, yeah.
Bortus: It is my time.
Mercer: Y'know there are times when I feel like you and I are more alike than any two people on the ship.
Kitan: How so?
Mercer: Well, we both know we're good at our jobs. And yet, we also seem to be the only two people who are haunted by this little voice that's always whispering that we don't really deserve to be here. And we're both alcoholics.
Mercer: Y'know what the worst days are, Olix? The days when you can't stay busy. No Krill confrontations. No spatial anomalies. Just nothing going on. And all your thoughts just march inward.
Olix: So most days.
Mercer: How long you had that thing?
Bartender: I had the computer replicate it last week. I'm trying to warm the place up a little bit, y'know? Get a nice vibe going.
Mercer: The late-night-jazz-depressed-guy-at-the-bar vibe? I can help you with that.
You and I? Together? It jeopardizes your command. It jeopardizes the smooth operation of this ship. And it jeopardizes our friendship. It can't happen.
Grayson
You defied an admiral's orders to protect me and it sent our Science Officer into a seven hundred year exile.
Grayson
You must have faith. In reason. In discovery. And in the endurance of the logical mind.
Baleth
Our planet worshiped you as a deity for many centuries. But had it not been you, the mythology would've found another face. It's a part of every culture's evolution. It's one of the stages of learning.
Fadolin
Malloy: How would you do it? Just walk in and say,'Hi, I'm from another planet. I'm here to fix you'?
Isaac: I would not put it so artlessly but... yes.
I have seen you bleed. A god does not bleed.
Valondis
