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Malloy: Ed's been acting really strange with Darulio [too]. He seems kinda into him.
Bortus: What do you mean 'into him'?
Malloy: I mean, into him.
Isaac: Your statement is confusing. Has the captain entered Mr. Darulio in some fashion?
Malloy: Not yet.
[to Grayson] The Navarians are getting kind of cranky over there. Maybe you could go distract them with your breasts.
Mercer
Kitan: Our first officer is not on drugs.
LaMarr: Uh, wake up. This whole ship's on drugs.
Mercer: Why do we have to put people in boxes? Why even call a box 'a box'?
Malloy: I think it's just easier to have words.
Grayson: I looked into his eyes and I guess I forgot how gorgeous he is.
Kitan: Gorgeous? Really?
Grayson: Those aqua blue eyes against that deep blue skin? Ridiculous.
Kitan: My mom redid our bathroom in those colours. I guess it's nice.
Grayson: Ed, I can explain.
Mercer: I don't need it explained. You are a sexual jihadist.
Thank you for lighting me on fire and then giving me permission to be in pain.
Mercer
Alara, show Darulio here to his stupid lab.
Mercer
Kitan: It's Darulio
Brooks: The guys she cheated with? The one with the stuff coming out of his head?
Kitan: How did you know about that?
Brooks: You told me
Your children are unruly, disrespectful, volatile, and highly unpredictable. I am quite fond of them.
Isaac
Grayson: We have no idea where that thing leads. We could end up in a planet or a star.
Mercer: Most of space is empty so our odds are good. We're gonna have to chance it.
Kitan: What is that?
Bortus: It appears to be a Class 2 spacial fold.
Malloy: Back at Union Point, we called that a "glory hole"
Mercer: YOU called it a glory hole. Nobody else called it a glory hole.
