The Orville
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Grayson: Why are you sitting like that?
LaMarr: It's these friggin' jeans. If I lean back right now, I'd give myself a vasectomy
Mercer: My god. You guys look like unemployed back-up dancers
Grayson: You wanna lead this landing party?
Mercer: No, I'm too shy to wear a crop top.
Grayson: I think you look good in skinny jeans
LaMarr: If I wanted to scratch my balls right now, I'd have to reach in my back pocket.
Teleya: Why did you save the children
Mercer: They're kids. With their whole lives ahead of them. They're not my enemies.
Teleya: After what they saw you do today, they will be. They will be.
Sazeron: Perhaps you would like to explain why you are in possession of a Union device.
Malloy: It's a toy.... Yeah, I'm part of this cos-play group and my friends always make me play the human.
You know what would look good on this wall? A black velvet painting of Avis.
Mercer
Mercer: Remember when we fought the Krill on Epsilon-2? They wore helmets...They were protecting themselves from sunlight.
Malloy: Oh my god. They're space vampires.
Remember the Anhkana. 'Judge not a stranger by his sheath but by his sword.'
Teleya
We came here to try to find a way to make peace. And now we're talking about killing everybody on board.
Malloy
In his death, I have found further confirmation of my faith.
Teleya
Mercer: You're kind of our only friend onboard this ship. We just thought we should get to know you better.
Teleya: A wonderful idea
Malloy: Sorry it smells like dudes.in here.
I know for me, man, whenever I'm having a bad day, all I got to do is crack that baby open to any page and it's just like a backdrop for the brain
Mercer
