The Orville
Thursdays 9:00 PM on FOXThe Orville Quotes
Newton: Barry Manilow was an underappreciated genius of his time.
LaMarr: Then how come I want to throw myself out of the airlock?
Yaphit: I gotta say, watching your corpse drift away to this music would be so peaceful.
Marcus: Hey! You can't just leave us here.
Isaac: You are small and feeble. I will move at a faster pace alone. The weapon will increase your chances of survival by twenty-four percent.
Isaac: Your commands have little to no effect on their behaviour. Perhaps you should reevaluate your method of controlling them.
Dr. Finn: Just what I need. Parenting tips from a talking hubcap.
Isaac: Where is your counterpart?
Dr. Finn: I don't have a husband.
Isaac: Was he destroyed?
Dr. Finn: No
Isaac: Did you grow to despise each other and terminate your coupling?
Dr. Finn: I chose to be a single mother.
On my planet, when a program is not functioning properly, it is deleted.
Isaac
Isaac: The older, less intelligent one seems to derive pleasure from inflicting damage on his younger, weaker sibling.
Dr. Finn: He's a kid. They act up.
Isaac: Doctor, are your children always this combative?
Dr. Finn: Only when they're awake.
Marcus: Oh Mom, you suck.
Dr. Finn: I'm a mom. It's my job.
Lysella: Everyone deserves a voice. That's what we're taught.
Bortus: A voice should be earned, not given away.
Grayson: We haven't seen evidence of any codified legal framework. It all seems subject to public vote at any given time.
Isaac: Captain, what she is describing is an absolute, unstructured democracy. There is no record of any previously discovered society operating in such a fashion.
Malloy: Government by American Idol.
I will personally order him not to hump things
Mercer
Lysella: What happened to your nose?
Kitan: It's a deviated septum
Grayson: She's a coke addict.
