The Real Housewives of New York City
Sundays 9:00 PM on BravoThe Real Housewives of New York City Quotes
Let's face it, meeting me when I'm hungry, you're not meeting me at my best.
Ramona
Hannah: I'm rolling in dough right now.
Dorinda: I hope you weren't rolling anywhere to get that.
I really miss New York. I miss the taxis, I miss that you can order chicken noodle soup at 5 o'clock in the morning, I miss, actually, wearing black.
Tinsley
The mugshot was so embarrassing, my eyebrows looked crazy... but I did at least have my lashes on.
Tinsley
I just can't hold a conversation with someone who thinks what she reads in a Facebook comment is actually news.
Carole
There was no love story, it was a tryst.
LuAnn
Let's toast to your marriage, I hope you don't fall on your face with him. I only want the best for you.
Ramona
He's like LuAnn, the bigger the lie, the more people believe it.
Carole
It's really Tom's penis... That's the reason no one is going to the wedding besides Dorinda.
Bethenny
You should send her a fruit basket and thank her for taking out the trash.
Bethenny
I feel like I'm living in a petting zoo.
Carole
You're better than my ex! He didn't save me any money.
Ramona
